I hate that bitch from the subway commercials.
You know, the one with the tattoos that are dumb and the gay haircut?
The one who obviously thinks she can sing but she’s so horrible I cringe EVERYTIME the commercial comes on, out of embarassment for her.
I’m not even joking.
And you can tell she thinks she’s so cool, but c’mon. You’re doing a SUBWAY commercial. You’re not too hardcore.
I like this painting.
I’m sorry I called you a cunt at Pizza Hut.
I WISH I HAD THESE BOOKS AS A CHILD.
I would love to sit in the basket with all of them.